"Oh, god, customers are the worst," she mumbled, the cigarette bobbing wildly between her lips as she turned off the water supply. It fell and bounced across the pavement. "Oh, shit." She chased after it and made a grab before it struck Theresa's shoe. Maddy inspected the cherry to make sure it was still burning.
"One summer I got desperate and sold vacuum cleaners door to door. I liked to load on the double entendre and see if the housewives got it or not. Twice the sucking power!"
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on 2013-10-12 01:53 am (UTC)"One summer I got desperate and sold vacuum cleaners door to door. I liked to load on the double entendre and see if the housewives got it or not. Twice the sucking power!"