He gestured over his shoulder at the past. “A couple months ago out near Searchlight.” Daniel didn’t go into the details because admitting they saw an alien would lead to more questions, like was there just the one alien? And where did it go? And did anyone ever track it down? And did they report it? All things he didn’t know, probably because he was irresponsible and soulless, and that was before he was turned into a vampire.

“You know that guy’s a w—uhh…” He caught himself before outing the guy and rubbed his nose dismissively. “Wanker, right?”

Smooth.

Where the hell had that word come from, back episodes of Doctor Who?