Theresa laughed too. For one thing, why not, and for another, she wasn't about to be immolated. At least Maddy didn't have a boyfriend, as far as she was aware, anyway.

"Yeah, Dane used to talk about that stupid show," she said. "One f the drawbacks of looking like this forever is that I'll probably always get carded. Eternal life without booze would be wayover-rated."