"Ha!" Maddy stepped back and batted the hand away from her face. "I like her." She took in the downtrodden expression in his eyes. "You see, Brian, it's funny because it's a sock puppet, but it's also one of those gym socks that guys jack off into so they don't make a mess--"
"Jesus." Brian scrubbed his hands over his face. "Maddy!" He shouted and flailed. "Would you just--"
She lifted her shoulders, all innocent confusion. "What?" The striped pink-and-white tank top she wore, in conjunction with a huge set of overalls, lent a childlike appearance to the girl that her personality could not -- would not -- back up. "I'm being helpful." She smiled and mussed the front of his hair. "Look at your bangs, you've got girl bangs."
Brian ignored her and stared at Valerie while his hair was ruffled this way and that. His hands laid loosely in his lap as the hits just kept coming. "Don't encourage her. And you called her attractive. She looks like a ten-year-old, so you should ask yourself a few questions."
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"Jesus." Brian scrubbed his hands over his face. "Maddy!" He shouted and flailed. "Would you just--"
She lifted her shoulders, all innocent confusion. "What?" The striped pink-and-white tank top she wore, in conjunction with a huge set of overalls, lent a childlike appearance to the girl that her personality could not -- would not -- back up. "I'm being helpful." She smiled and mussed the front of his hair. "Look at your bangs, you've got girl bangs."
Brian ignored her and stared at Valerie while his hair was ruffled this way and that. His hands laid loosely in his lap as the hits just kept coming. "Don't encourage her. And you called her attractive. She looks like a ten-year-old, so you should ask yourself a few questions."