"Housewives always get that joke," Theresa said with a snicker. "The suburbs are full of women who spend their days dreaming about fondling the bag boy at the A & P."

The idea of working at a bar wasn't distasteful to the vampire, and it would mean a better chance of finding willing blood donors. She could always claim she was twenty four, which was what her fake ID said. If the other brunette was able to find employment in a place like that without issues, maybe she stood a chance too.

"What band do you play for?"